THE TIMELINE IS ACTUALLY COOKED

<p>Trump just got CNN, MS NOW & Politico kicked from White House access, then a federal judge said <strong>“put them back in the damn group chat”</strong> 😭. Meanwhile, Discord is getting restricted across parts of the Philippines, Apple dropped iPhone Handoff and AT&T basically said <strong>“we’ll think about it”</strong> 💀. And now scientists are projecting <strong>451,000 additional heat deaths</strong> from the current super El Niño through February 2027. Humanity really loaded into 2026 and chose the <strong>chaos difficulty setting</strong>. </p>