Redneck Newsw/Knot Johnny Cash / East County Yard Sale Stand Off

A Saturday morning yard sale in East County turns into an all-out emergency when Earl discovers his prized $800 barbecue smoker has accidentally been sold for forty bucks! What follows is a high-speed pursuit with a trailer full of yard-sale junk, Randy's unauthorized Neighborhood Watch roadblock, a standoff behind a pile of used tires, and Sheriff Bubba trying to figure out what in the world is going on.

Just when everybody thinks the smoker is finally safe...it disappears AGAIN. And wouldn't you know it—Mud Bug is involved.

Plus, this week's completely fake sponsor, Randy's Professional Neighborhood Watch Supplies, has everything an unqualified civilian needs to protect the neighborhood!

It's yard-sale chaos, questionable decision-making, and pure East Texas mayhem on another episode of Redneck News with Knot Johnny Cash—only on Texas Radio One!

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