Juno Birch’s Ol’ Timey All-American BBQ!

Come one, come all, to Juno Birch’s Ol’ Timey All-American BBQ, nestled in a picturesque Burbank backyard where grease-soaked hamburgers, bacon-wrapped hot dogs, and mountainous slabs of pulled pork swim in a kiddie pool of condiments and full-fat soda! Juno will be singing select songs from Rocky Horror Picture Show while Phil works the grill with the quiet desperation of a man whose blood-sugar level is one hotdog bun away from a trip to the hospital! Celebrate precious American traditions such as competitive backyard wrestling, patriotic apple bobbing, and Juno’s beloved cat Cyril judging a neighborhood beauty pageant while driving a monster truck directly into the in-ground swimming pool!