My Best Friend Vanished in a National Forest. I Found What was Left of Him

While I was writing this one, the working titles were "Keyword Optimized SEO Title" and "Generic Clickbaity Nosleep Title." But in addition to poking fun at Nosleep titles, this one did take a lot of inspiration from the 2014-2018 Nosleep era, a time I remember very fondly. Send us a message!