TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE TWINK COP

<p>Effy is melting down at the mall of america.</p><p>Petár spit taking.</p><p>---</p><p>See Effy</p><ul><li>8/21 - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LuchaLibreLaughs" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠Lucha Libre Laughs⁠⁠⁠</a> - Denver, CO</li><li>8/22 - <a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nwa-shockwave-tv-tapings-2-shows-wedu-studios-sat-august-22nd-2026-tickets-1989702495726?aff=ebdssbdestsearch" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠NWA Shockwave⁠</a> - WEDU Studios - Tampa, FL</li><li>8/28 - <a href="https://www.nationalwrestlingalliance.com/nwa-kfw" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠KFW NWA⁠⁠⁠</a> - Tennessee </li><li>9/4 - <a href="https://www.freelancewrestling.com/upcoming-shows" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠Freelance Wrestling⁠⁠⁠</a> - Logan Square Emporium Arcade Bar, Chicago, IL</li><li>9/5 - <a href="https://linktr.ee/Enjoywrestling" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠Enjoy Wrestling⁠</a> - Pittsburgh, PA</li><li>9/13 - <a href="https://wl.eventim.us/event/produce-volume-4-janelasus-rex/694300?afflky=WhiteEagleHall" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">Produce Volume 4</a> - White Eagle Hall, Jersey City, NJ</li></ul><ul><li>9/18-19 - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/c4wrestling/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠C4 Wrestling⁠⁠⁠</a> - Toronto, Ontario </li></ul><ul><li>10/2 - <a href="https://www.freelancewrestling.com/upcoming-shows" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠Freelance Wrestling⁠⁠⁠</a> - Logan Square Emporium Arcade Bar, Chicago, IL</li><li>10/9 - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LuchaLibreLaughs" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠Lucha Libre Laughs⁠⁠⁠</a> - Denver, CO</li><li>10/10 - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/razorprowrestling/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠Razor Pro⁠⁠⁠</a> - Springdale, AR</li><li>10/12 - ????</li></ul><ul><li>10/18-19 - <a href="https://www.metalmaniapdx.com/events" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠Metal Mania⁠⁠⁠</a> - Portland, OR</li></ul><ul><li>10/25 - <a href="https://thefestfl.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠Fest &#39;26⁠⁠⁠</a> - Gainesville, FL </li><li>10/22 - ????</li><li>11/6 - ????</li></ul><ul><li>12/28 - ????</li></ul><p><br></p><p>---</p><p>Get early episodes, bonus minisodes, merch discounts, Effy video blogs, puppy content and weather reports in the <a href="https://www.patreon.com/c/weekendateffys" targ