Ep. 337 - Proof of Life

<p>Mitch McConnell resurfaces holding the day&#39;s newspaper like he&#39;s proving to the world he’s alive and wasn&#39;t kidnapped, which sets the tone for a week where everyone seems to be performing for a camera. The front page of (state-run) newspapers in Iran tout assassinations it has no capacity to carry out. Team USA loses to a country the size of a strip mall while grown men writhe on the grass pretending they&#39;ve been shot. And Kristi Noem&#39;s (former) husband gets caught after nine years and forty five thousand dollars spent on a “bimbofication” fetish, responding to the fallout by texting his mistress a photo of himself in the getup captioned &quot;I&#39;ve been a really bad boy.&quot; Somewhere in the middle of it all, Joey Chestnut eats sixty six hot dogs in ten minutes and barely gets a mention.</p>