Killed By Porn #12

There’s a right way and a wrong way to get ready for Spring. Buying new clothes, getting a classy new haircut, and trying to appeal to the opposite sex is the wrong way. What alternatives are there? Getting some cool sunglasses, throwing your Winter coat into a wood chipper, using your high school chemistry kit to make Spanish Fly, starting to drink heavily so mosquitos stay away from you, and crashing your car for the insurance money so you can buy a jetski. That, and listening habitually to Killed By Porn, is the right way.