Britain's Banknotes: Churchill Out, Hedgehogs In

<p><strong>Winston Churchill is out, hedgehogs are in, and the Bank of England has decided that Britain&#39;s greatest heroes should make way for wildlife.</strong> Yes, really. The man who helped save Britain from Nazi Germany is being replaced, eventually, by something that curls into a ball when frightened. Which, come to think of it, might be a fairly accurate description of British political leadership these days.</p><p>The <strong>Bank of England has announced that Britain&#39;s new £5, £10, £20 and £50 banknotes will feature animals instead of famous historical figures.</strong> Goodbye Winston Churchill, Jane Austen, JMW Turner and Alan Turing. Hello hedgehog, barn owl, puffin and bumblebee.</p><p>Now, we like hedgehogs. Who doesn&#39;t? Delightful little creatures. Excellent at eating slugs, although rather less impressive at winning world wars. But why, exactly, are we removing the people who helped make Britain great from the money we use every day?</p><p>In this episode of <strong>Mark and Pete</strong>, we explore the extraordinary decision to replace Britain&#39;s national heroes with British wildlife. Is this simply an innocent redesign, a celebration of nature, or another symptom of Britain&#39;s increasingly uncomfortable relationship with its own history?</p><p>Nearly <strong>480,000 people participated in the Bank of England&#39;s wildlife consultation</strong>, choosing from 18 shortlisted animals. The bumblebee received more than 360,000 nominations. Apparently, the nation has spoken. Although, curiously, it wasn&#39;t asked whether Churchill ought to be replaced by a hedgehog in the first place. That decision had already been made. <a href="https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/news/2026/october/boe-announces-the-four-animals-that-will-feature-on-next-series-of-banknotes?utm_source=chatgpt.com">Bank of England</a></p><p>And there&#39;s the rub.</p><p>For over 50 years, British banknotes have celebrated outstanding individuals who contributed to our national story. Scientists, writers, engineers, reformers and statesmen. People who achieved remarkable things, occasionally made dreadful mistakes, and generally behaved like human beings. Flawed ones. Rather like the rest of us.</p><p>But have we reached the point where <strong>celebrating British history is considered embarrassing?</strong></p><p>Of course, the Bank of England argues that wildlife makes excellent banknote imagery, particularly for security features. Fair enough. Nobody wants c