Ice Cream Man (2026) Screamtober

I scream, you scream, and Mark screams because Brad somehow thinks this movie is a masterpiece.

This week on Movie Torture, Brad and Mark dive into Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man (2026), where a creepy, silent ice cream vendor serves up frozen treats that turn innocent kids into murderous little psychopaths. It's got killer kids, buckets of gore, questionable parenting, and a plot that makes about as much sense as buying a used DVD in a grocery store parking lot for 25 cents.

Before the blood starts flowing, Who Buys This Crap? returns with bargain-bin DVDs, suspicious Craigslist sellers, and a very serious investigation into whether Cher movies can smell like cigarettes. Meanwhile, Jacob fills in for an absent MTD and wastes no time heckling from the chat.

But the real insanity begins when Brad and Jacob imagine Mark going to prison, where his only claim to fame is being a former contestant on FOX's The Floor. What follows is one of the funniest bits in Movie Torture history, as Mark's imaginary prison reputation takes a turn that makes the ice cream man look downright friendly.

And somewhere between severed heads, Eli Roth's questionable decisions, and Brad defending the indefensible, Brad and Mark find themselves on completely opposite sides of the ice cream truck.

Will this frozen nightmare earn Movie Gold or leave someone screaming Movie Torture?

Two hosts. One ice cream truck. One imaginary prison sentence. Absolutely zero agreement.

Grab a cone, turn off your brain, and enjoy the meltdown. This episode gets messy.