I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

Alanna has a boyfriend. Unfortunately, this means she now has access to hope, vulnerability, and a massage therapist's penis at close range. This week, she discusses her new relationship, being grazed by a penis, and the deeply humiliating experience of genuinely liking someone. Romance is alive, dignity is dead, and everyone should remain concerned. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.