S6E2 Bill Gates, Skynet Farms, and the Black Market Ribeye

S6E3: Bill Gates, Skynet Farms, and the Black Market Ribeye

Fire up the grills, grab a cold drink, and prep your tinfoil hats, because summer grilling season is officially here! This month, Cat, Dwayne, and Koji tackle a heavy-hitting question that’s been sizzling all over the internet: Does Bill Gates want to destroy the cattle industry?

To help us slice through the meat of this massive tech-agriculture conspiracy, we welcome international stand-up comedian and former comedy-wrestler Eric Escobar (Hulu’s Comedy InvAsian, CBS’s Comics Unleashed). Together, the crew dissects Bill Gates’ massive 270,000-acre American farmland monopoly and his public push for 100% synthetic beef. Is he trying to save the planet from bovine methane emissions, or is he hoarding land to create a vertical monopoly that will relegate real steak to a 1% black market luxury item?

Plus, we break down the May 8, 2026 UFO Disclosure and the government's brand new public database at war.gov/ufo. We wrap things up with a high-stakes round of "Yay or Nay" featuring 5 outrageous food conspiracies involving insect fragments in your smoothies, fake honey, and the terrifying truth behind natural vanilla flavoring.

About the Guest:

Eric Escobar is a premier international stand-up comedian performing at clubs, colleges, and theaters across the globe. Catch him on Season 3 of Comedy InvAsian on Hulu, or look out for him on tour this year across Alaska, the Midwest, and the Northwest. Follow him on socials at @EricEscobar (with a K!).

Promos & Upcoming Live Shows:

Cat Alvarado: Catch Cat live in North Carolina (Durham area) on June 25th–28th! Follow her at @CatAlvaradoComedy for details and tickets to her special taping in Portland on July 24th.Dwayne: Catch Dwayne live in Arizona on August 21st & 22nd. Head over to his website for complete venue and ticket information.Un-History Podcast: Don't wait—find Koji's new audio project Un-History on your favorite platform right now, hit listen, and hit download.🔔 STAY UNOFFICIALLY OFFICIAL: If you loved this episode, please share, subscribe, and leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify!

Reference Links & Episode Sources:

Official UAP Database: war.gov/ufo Farmland Ownership Data: The Land Report — Bill Gates Portfolio Synthetic Meat Advocacy: Bill Gates: Wealthy Nations Should Move to 100% Synthetic BeefFood Conspiracy Deep-Dive: The Truth Behind Cochineal Beetles & Red DyeABOUT US

What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, f