TMNT (1990 and 2014): There's No Secret in This Ooze

Drowning their motion-sickness in Twisted Tea, Lee, Wilson and Shawn tear into the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a nauseating, piss-green, ad-riddled cash grab featuring terrifying CGI monsters, a completely unbothered Megan Fox, and a general contempt for children's intelligence- all while longing for the charm, patience, and actual heart of the 1990 original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.