Resident Evil (2026) Screamtober

This week on Movie Torture, Brad, Mark, and MTD head to Raccoon City for the brand-new Resident Evil—a movie packed with zombies, mutant monsters, flying body parts, a very determined organ courier, and enough chaos to make everyone question why anyone would willingly live in this town.

Brad knows absolutely nothing about the video games, Mark attempts to explain the lore, and MTD checks in from the beach while somehow getting dragged into the movie because our hero drives what appears to be MTD’s old Subaru.

Along the way, the guys pitch their own version of Resident Evil starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mark Wahlberg, debate the survival skills of a man who suddenly becomes an expert marksman, make an official pact to take each other out if any of them become zombies, and wonder how a $65 million zombie movie somehow turned into one of the wildest theater experiences they’ve had all year.

Plus, before they even get to the movie, Brad brings another round of “Who Buys This Crap?” featuring overpriced VHS tapes, secret words, John Travolta, Andy Griffith, and collectibles that absolutely nobody was asking for.

Zombies. Subarus. Organs. Schwarzenegger impressions. Questionable survival decisions. And MTD watching the whole disaster unfold from the chat.

Welcome to Raccoon City. Try not to get eaten.