Best of "Size Doesn't Matter" Season

In this season roundup, we dive headfirst into all things scale-related for the last time as we revisit some of our favourite moments from Dan’s “Size Doesn’t Matter” season.

In this roundup, we shrink our expectation and scale up the chaos:

We dissect Hank Pym’s fake science in Peyton Reed’s Ant-Man, celebrating Corey Stoll’s massive floating face in Quantumania and Judy Greer’s three-scene mother routine.

We marvel at Bong Joon-ho’s The Host, where crew members threw heavy barrels into the river just to perfect CGI creature splash physics.

Sarah explains how watching Gary Oldman in Tiptoes aggravated her jaw disorder, leading straight into an unhinged John Travolta tangent.

We pit Brad Dourif’s maniacal Child’s Play laugh against horror icons and roast Andy’s chaotic 6:30am birthday breakfast.

We pitch recasting Sam Neill and Laura Dern in Jurassic Park 3 with Pauly Shore, mock the talking raptor, and expose a failed 2001 burner phone promo.

Director Joe Dante gets his due across Gremlins 2 and Innerspace while Tim Thomerson plays a small angry man chasing a floating head.

We shall return!

On October 19th we’re back with a brand new season. This time chosen by Sarh. The new theme is ”After Death” and the first film we’re looking at is Talk to Me (2022).

Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don’t need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup when it drops any day now.

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