Week 3: All James Madison Wanted Was A Burrito

ICYMI: Moon flatICYMI: Money = Feel Better ButtonBoosters should be fireableRaking through the rank unpleasantness of the past 72 hours or so in an attempt to get to what we really want to be doing: hollering at teams playing weird non-con games on the other side of the country to come on homeThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris WatkinsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, year-round newsletter Channel 6, a Phantom Island that is mostly about college football, until it’s not?Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically anddother worklbum out now!)Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to his musings about cycling, music, and other amazing party tricks on PodcasterinoPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx