Texas Hold'em Ruined Poker | Joe DeRosa, Vile and Horrendous

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Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. We open with a PSA from a motivational leader who informed his team that there are three U's in shut the fuck up. I don't fully understand it but I support it and I want it on a t-shirt.

From there, I need to address my avocado salad. I posted it on Instagram, just a nice refreshing lunch, a little slow motion, very innocent, and the comments were a war crime. I'm going to read them to you and respond to each person individually. "Looks like hobo shit" is the one that really got me.

Then You're Wrong, and today's theme is: one sliver of a thing taking over the entire thing. Two examples. First, poker — specifically the fact that nobody on this earth will play any version of poker other than Texas Hold'em, and it's all Celebrity Poker Showdown on Bravo's fault. I want five card draw back. I want seven card stud back. And while we're at it, I want a craps show. Second, overly acidic coffee. Every independent coffee shop in America is now serving something that tastes like it came out of a xenomorph. I have been forced to go to Starbucks. This is who we are now.

Then Flight Log, and it's a big one. I was looking up Austin to New York flights and the prices are genuinely obscene. But more importantly, I found out why your carry-on isn't fitting on the plane anymore. It turns out an obscene amount of the belly hold space on commercial passenger flights in 2026 is being used for cargo, not your bags. On one Delta flight, cargo revenue was $254,000, almost 40% of the total revenue for that flight. The passengers are officially the loss leaders. We are being phased out. I keep telling you.

Vile & Horrendous Ep. 19

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Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:53 - PSA: There Are Three You's In Shut Up00:02:19 - The Avocado Salad Massacre00:10:31 - You're Wrong: Texas Hold'em Ate Poker00:25:04 - Flight Log: An Arm & Leg To Fly To New York00:30:30 - Passengers Are The Loss Leader00:36:45 - Wrap Up

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