Kimchi For Your Coochie with The Cuntsultant

<p>Your vagina has its own ecosystem, and no, that yeast on your test doesn&#39;t automatically mean infection. In this episode, The Cuntsultant breaks down the vaginal microbiome: why lactobacilli are your best friend, how your gut and hormones secretly run the show, and why &quot;rebalance your pH&quot; is basically meaningless advice. We get into recurrent BV, partner treatment, boric acid (plus the Poison Control call about oral sex timing), and why yogurt does NOT belong in your vagina. Honest, funny, shame-free.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>✨ Special Offers: ✨</strong></p><p><a href="https://splashblanket.us/discount/JORDAN15" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"><strong>Splash Blanket!</strong></a><strong> </strong>| Use code <strong>Jordan15</strong></p><p><a href="https://prodxhealth.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"><strong>ProDx Health</strong></a><strong> | </strong>Use <strong>JordanDnelle</strong> to save 25%</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Thank you to our Sponsors: Splash Blanket, Prodx, Phexx</strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong>Jump to the Good Stuff:</strong></p><p>05:57 – Who is The Cuntsultant?</p><p>07:55 – What is the vaginal microbiome and why it matters</p><p>08:30 – The gut-hormone connection</p><p>10:06 – Their Daye test results - shockingly low lactobacilli</p><p>10:50 – Yeast/mycoplasma showing up on a test doesn&#39;t always mean infection</p><p>16:41 – New guidance: BV treatment includes the partner</p><p>20:27 – Tight clothes, diet, and other everyday microbiome disruptors</p><p>29:25 – Why your vaginal pH shifts throughout your cycle</p><p>32:52 – Boric acid 101 and the Poison Control call about oral sex timing</p><p>37:36 – &quot;Energetically bad semen&quot; - the ex-partner BV theory</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Pleasure Highlights:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Yeast or &quot;weird&quot; bacteria on a test ≠ infection. </p></li><li><p>Oral probiotics can support vaginal health, but check strains. </p></li><li><p>Your vaginal pH is supposed to shift throughout your cycle.</p></li><li><p>Boric acid needs a 24-hour buffer before oral sex.</p></li></ul><p><br></p><p><strong>Connect with The Cuntsultant:</strong></p><ul><li><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/thecvntsultant/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Instagram</a> @thecvntsultant</p></li><li><p>Website: <a href="https://thecuntsultant.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">TheCuntsultant.com</a></p></li></ul><p><br></p><p>Enhance your se